I am aware I've missed a few Barbie movies compared to when I did about 27 of them back in 2013 (Christ, it doesn't feel that long ago), so I'm gonna do my best to make up to it now. Since the last one I did was The Pearl Princess, I thought it be best to review the next movie on the list, Barbie and the Secret Door, advertised as 'the ultimate fairytale musical'. There isn't really anything I could find for this in terms of behind the scenes facts other than this is actually the very first Barbie movie to be directed by a woman. Bit strange that it took Mattel about 15 years to achieve this feat given the target demographic...So, should The Secret Door be a movie that deserves to be known by all little girls, or is it best for this to be kept a secret? Let's take a look!
Story: Centring on the shy bookworm Princess Alexa, she enters a magical world through the titular secret door after being given a book by her grandmother, where she's chosen to defeat the evil Princess Malucia...because! Anyway, they have to try and defeat the magic stealing brat and protect a 'Queen Unicorn' otherwise she'll have all the magic which will...umm...noticing a problem here? There are many things which are never explained or acknowledged in this movie and it just left me both confused and bored. Like, why is Alexa the one to defeat such a spoilt brat despite having no connection to the world of the secret door? Why would Malucia stealing all the magic have disastrous consequences? Why are the unicorns so important? Why is everyone afraid of a bratty ten year old when it seems it's not the first time she's tried to take over (SPOILER ALERT, yet I don't care)? Why does she think she'd be a good monarch despite having no concept of politics? This also leads to another problem: the inconsistency. The world of Zinnia itself feels so inconsistent with how the rules and limitations of magic work that it left me baffled over why the writers decided to add it in in the first place. It doesn't really help that the movie tries to compensate for the terrible writing with musical numbers, but they're all pointless filler which stop the movie cold instead of carrying it forward. I can see that it's trying to do some sort of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe premise, but the fact that Alexa is trying to escape her 'hard' responsibilities as a princess (i.e dancing and drinking tea with princes) instead of actual problems makes it hard to feel for Alexa's plight. This is on top of any attempts at emotion or action really falling flat because of the poor execution, leaving me uninvested in the characters' relationships or the conflict. However, I can see a concept behind this premise. If it was in the right hands, it could have been a sweet little fantasy adventure which acknowledged some of the ridiculousness of it all. But unfortunately, what we're left with is such a bland fantasy movie that does absolutely nothing to make it new other than adding glitter and unicorns for 5 year olds who'll eat it up.
Characters: I think it's safe to say that the characters in this are all as bland as a rice cake. Princess Alexa is the cliched 'shy girl' who shuns her responsibilities as a princess in favour of her love for reading which is never acknowledged afterwards. All she is after that is the cliched 'chosen one' to defeat Malucia who barely does anything despite the attempt at giving her an arc of gaining confidence. Her friends, Romy and Nori are annoying with few character traits other than struggling with being human instead of being fairies or mermaids and pressuring Alexa to be 'the chosen one'. The villain, Princess Malucia, is easily the most annoying Barbie villain ever because not only is the obnoxious spoilt brat stereotype, but nothing about her makes her interesting, let alone threatening or 'scary'! She grated on my nerves so badly that I was in disbelief that all the fairies and mermaids were afraid of her. I can see they were trying to go for a Darla Dimple style villain, but the big difference between them is that her put-on cuteness compensated for her bat-shit crazy nature. And given her parents at the end revealing it's not the first time she attempted to take over Zinnia, it makes the movie feel like an utter waste of time! Her minions, the Sniffers, were also annoying in their attempts to be 'funny', while Grodlin is the pushover 'trog' who was meant to take care of her while her parents were away. The characters in the real world are no better as they're all either valley girls/ her grandmother who support Alexa despite her laziness, or really strict and 'proper' like her mother and Mr Primrose. The movie tries to give Alexa a love interest with Prince Kieran, but it's barely acknowledged other than in 2 scenes when they're clearly trying to have them be in a relationship.
Barbie and the Secret Door is nothing more than an obvious cash-grab to sell dolls. The writing is lazy, the animation still looks creepy, the characters are annoying and bland and none of the songs are memorable or charming. I highly recommend avoiding this movie. There aren't many good messages for kids or adults other than 'magic will solve all your problems' and there are much better fantasy movies with good messages about gaining confidence in yourself, most namingly, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. It's definitely not the worst Barbie movie (I'd probably give that distinction to Barbie Presents Thumbelina) as I can see the intentions behind this, but for what it is, it's just a waste of time you'll immediately forget after watching.
Story: ðŸ˜
Animation:ðŸ˜
Characters:😡
Songs:😡
Overall:ðŸ˜
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